Over here!

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‘Nail in the Nose’ trick → requested by anonymous

I always grin like an idiot when I see Derren do his ‘Nail in the Nose’ routine, because it was one of the first tricks I learned. Always a great piece for when some light dinner entertainment is needed.

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pirategash:

It genuinely upsets me that I don’t live here….

unknownbinaries:

kavinskyout:

poorhornycat:

sunscorchx:

Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…

So it turned itself transparent.

stick it to the man, Squid.

“Man, FUCK yo’ plaid.”

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Sister’s having a barbecue in our garden tonight and inviting all her friends. So many things wrong with this picture.

1. I can’t really eat barbecue food without it really not agreeing with my stomach.
2. All of her friends hate me or pretend I don’t exist. 
3. She’ll be wanting me to drink, which I don’t really enjoy that much either.
4. We’ve got a wedding in Glasgow tomorrow and our coach leaves at 4:30am - I expected we would have had an early night…guess not now. And I really should put my dress in the wash now before I forget.

Urgh, great…

definitelydope:

(by undergroundmess)

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Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)

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thestoutorialist:

Newsboy, Maude Fealy.

Dapper

howbadcanyoubeonmygodlydick:

That’s got to be the cutest cup of pudding I’ve ever seen

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damnthatswhack:

Cats and Dogs and Politics

[jimbenton, via]